Sunday, September 20, 2009

Sunday Conservapedia*

*Because reality has a "liberal bias"


"According to the origins theory model used by young earth creation scientists, modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood. It has not yet been determined by baraminologists whether kangaroos form a holobaramin with the wallaby, tree-kangaroo, wallaroo, pademelon and quokka, or if all these species are in fact apobaraminic or polybaraminic.

After the Flood, these kangaroos, bred from the Ark passengers, migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the super-continent of Pangea broke apart. "


rww said...

I'll give this explanation from the same source greater credence.


Some Australian Aborigines believe that kangaroos were sung into existence by their ancestors during the Dreamtime.[9]

Oemissions said...

I like the Abo explanation but they better stop singing cause last I heard the kangos are out of control and need some culling.
The pouch was a good idea ho. Humans should have got one too.Or maybe a zipper for taking out the baby.

Mark Francis said...

Well, it's a theory that can't be tested, so it has the advantage of not being unprovable. LOL.

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