Sunday, November 7, 2010

Sunday Conservapedia*

*Because reality has a "liberal bias"

Biblical Scientific Foreknowledge

"The first operation described in the Bible was the removal of a rib from Adam, which was performed by first putting Adam into an unconscious, "deep sleep-like trance."[2] This was the equivalent of anesthesia -- thousands of years before anesthesia was developed by William Mortan in 1846. Had scientists been more openminded about Genesis 2:21, they may have discovered anesthesia far sooner, and saved many more lives."

- Andy Schlafly, founder of "Conservapedia: The Trustworthy Encyclopedia"


PeterC said...

You know, he reminds me of Capt. Hindsight from the recent South Park season.

If only people had realized that "God" was showing them the way as opposed to doing one of those.. you know... miracle thingys.

Audrey II said...

Oddly enough, Mr. Schlafly doesn't get into the details of how scientists would have been able how to "discover" the details of getting the Abrahamic god to put patients under on command from doctors and on schedule for their surgeries.


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