Sunday, November 21, 2010

Sunday Conservapedia*

*Because reality has a "liberal bias"

Biblical Scientific Foreknowledge

"Quantum tunneling is the ability of particles to move through energy barriers even though ostensibly impossible based on traditional laws of mechanical physics. This was not discovered by scientists until the 20th century. Jesus proved this was possible in John 20:26, when he appeared before the Apostles in a closed room with completely shut doors."

- Andy Schlafly, founder of 'Conservapedia: The Trustworthy Encyclopedia
Someone call the Pope! It wasn't a miracle, it was Jesus practicing some quantum tunneling!

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