"LIMITED SUPPLY - Order your CHRIST-mas Tree today! Beautiful Christmas tree that we are sure all patriots will love! Celebrate Christmas American style by showing that Americans do love Jesus and YES, we are a Christian nation! It's not just a tree, it's a movement! Cultivate a new tradition, display all year long for all to see as a symbol and reminder of our Christian nation heritage!Yes, for just a mere $399 USD (+S&H), you now can reunite Christmas with both Old Glory and the crucifixion, just as they were meant to be!
Unfortunately the "Christian Nation CHRIST-mas Tree" (the company's actual name for it, right down to the trademark ALL-CAPS!) does not come with a big ole package of self-awareness.