Sunday, December 12, 2010

SUZANNE FORTIN / @roseblue : What would Jesus lie about?

The accusation:
The denial of the accusation that had been made only minutes prior:Oopsies.

For the record, I've never "outed" anyone, much less THE BLOGGER AND TWEETER PREVIOUSLY CALLING HERSELF SUZANNE FORTIN BUT WHO NOW IRONICALLY CANNOT BE REFERRED TO AS SUZANNE FORTIN.

I do, however, wonder which costs more "Hail Mary"'s: A bearing of false witness, or a lying about a bearing of false witness?

Bonus fun from the land of self-awareness (I shit you not):
  • Those who don't blog/tweet under their real names are "cowards". Care to guess how many apparent"cowards" THE BLOGGER AND TWEETER PREVIOUSLY CALLING HERSELF SUZANNE FORTIN BUT WHO NOW IRONICALLY CANNOT BE REFERRED TO AS SUZANNE FORTIN has as either Twitter followers, bloggers on her blog roll, or as regular commentors at her blog? It's a good thing that no one has brought these people up to speed on what THE BLOGGER AND TWEETER PREVIOUSLY CALLING HERSELF SUZANNE FORTIN BUT WHO NOW IRONICALLY CANNOT BE REFERRED TO AS SUZANNE FORTIN apparently really thinks of their "cowardice", as she might stand to lose a fair degree of traffic.
  • It's apparently now a "smear" to refer to bloggers/twitterers by the name they themselves have chosen to blog/tweet under. THE BLOGGER AND TWEETER PREVIOUSLY CALLING HERSELF SUZANNE FORTIN BUT WHO NOW IRONICALLY CANNOT BE REFERRED TO AS SUZANNE FORTIN could not be reached for comment on why she's chosen to "smear" herself as often as she has by her own use of her own name.
The rest of Suzy's little incoherent, internally inconsistent, grade-school-esque, 46 tweet long twitter-meltdown makes for amusing reading (available by scrolling down on her twitter page) if you're into wasting time with that sort of thing. I'm content having drawn attention to her false witness and her senseless anger over being criticized.

UPDATE: J.J. brings up a salient point regarding SUZY'S 'pseudonymous blogging = cowardice' tweet-tantrum. Double Oopsies!

UPDATE II: Not content with one embarrassing tantrum, THE BLOGGER AND TWEETER PREVIOUSLY CALLING HERSELF SUZANNE FORTIN BUT WHO NOW IRONICALLY CANNOT BE REFERRED TO AS SUZANNE FORTIN resurrected her grade-school "You're a coward"/"calling me by the name I blog and tweet under is a smear" tantrum no less than 24 hours later! Perhaps professional help might be in order?


4 comments:

deBeauxOs said...

Dunno wtf SHE's shrieeeking about now. When Blob Blogging Wingnut ran for political office during the last Ontario provincial election, SHE used HER blogsite all the time to campaign for HERSELF.

SHE certainly outed HERSELF back then as SUZANNE Fortin.

Audrey II said...

Her 'poor me, I'm being persecuted' routine is pretty much all she has these days. The notion that I somehow "outed" her is beyond ridiculous, and I think even she realized that, which is why she then lied about having made the absurd accusation a few minutes later.

QueenBina said...

Maybe she should henceforth refer to herself as that silly little hieroglypic that has since been discarded by The Artist Formerly Known as Prince? At least that way, she can't be outed as anything but a pretentious little annoyance.

Audrey II said...

@QueenBina: The fetus-gore-fetishist-formerly-known-as-SUZANNE-FORTIN? I like that!

However, given the kind of anti-LGBT hatred she seems to diplay in her multiple media forums, it seems to me that Prince's symbol might likely be too androgynous for her.

...Maybe a 'glyph that resembles a zygote?

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