Friday, January 28, 2011

"How did transvestites, transexuals and bisexuals get into this favored status?"

Only in the alternate-reality that many American social-conservatives live in could programs that discourage the harrassment of fellow students be considered to be giving those who are being harrassed "favoured status". Yes, in Freeperland, things just ain't fair if it ain't considered acceptable any longer to bully them there homos.

Of course, this is also the same group that often claims that legalizing same-sex marriage would be granting same-sex couples "special rights" that no one else has.

Would anyone be surprised if these people started to insist that up was actually down?


3 comments:

Sixth Estate said...

"Where's the protection that will allow me to go through every day as a straight while male, afraid of persecution from richer, more powerful, um... well, scratch that... erm, Look! Gays and dark people!"

I think that pretty much captures the position, in all its stupidity.

In answer to your question, they will probably claim Obama is planning on inverting up and down right after he cancels the elections and reveals he's been a Kenyan Muslim all along.

Audrey II said...

I think you're on to something, S.E.:

Would it really be that different than what's currently occurring for the usual talk-radio blowhards to start claiming that the whole notion of up is liberal political correctness, reinforced by the EMM-ESS-EMM?
...Or to point out that both Stalin and Lenin subscribed to the same notion of up and down that Obama does? How interesting (btwwheresthebirthcertificate?)! ;)

Sixth Estate said...

Indeed. And Hitler did, too, remember. Which proves that Barack Obama is actually a Nazi Communist Muslim! And let's not forget that when the Soviets sent Sputnik up, they went bankrupt. They went down for sending it up. That's what Obama wants to do, too -- bring the U.S. down. Which is why we need more Spudnut moments!

I'm really growing concerned about our southern neighbours. Media pundits do tend to prattle on at the best of times, but the rhetoric down there is becoming so hateful and so detached from reality that I'm honestly not sure how they're going to pull it back.

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