*Because reality has a "liberal bias"
Not only does Conservapedia founder Andy Schlafly know jack-all about scientific falsifiability and how it pertains to the theory of black holes, he's also a few sheets of Reynolds Wrap shy of a roll. (Note: Picture on the right is not Andy Schlafly)
"Why the big push for black holes by liberals, and big protests against any objection to them? If it turned out empirically that promoting black holes tends to cause people to read the Bible less, would you still push this so much?"