"Most dads would rather be told they have terminal cancer than have their son tell them he is gay, particularly if it is your only son. Coming out of the closet is a selfish act. It turns your problem into your family’s problem and forces everyone around you to live a lie. I have seen this destroy families. If you are gay, stay in the closet."
*Many thanks to the fine conservative commentators over at FreeRepublic.com for providing an never-ending source of entertainment!