*Because reality has a "liberal bias"
"To me, the Gospel of John was vandalized by the liberal adulteress story, which is used today to oppose the death penalty, make light of promiscuity, downplay Hell, and undermine Christian teaching about tasking for and receiving forgiveness. The story pretends to be an eyewitness account, but was added long after all the eyewitnesses had died. No big deal: I'd do the Lord's work by "reverting" the vandalism."Mr. Schlafly could not be reached for comment on the irony of his above words.
-Andy Schlafly, founder of "Conservapedia: The Trustworthy Encyclopedia"